The Wagering Pets

A guy walks into a bar with a talking parrot on his shoulder. He confidently announces to the patrons that his parrot can not only talk but also predict the future.

Skeptical, the crowd challenges him to a bet. He agrees, stating that his parrot can correctly predict the outcome of any sporting event.

The man: Alright, Percy, tell these fine folks the winner of tomorrow’s big game.

Percy squawks and flaps his wings enthusiastically.

The man: Come on, Percy, share the wisdom. Who’s winning?

Percy remains silent, looking a bit bewildered.

The crowd grows restless, and the man starts to realize his predicament.

Finally, with a sigh, he admits defeat, pays the disappointed bettors, and leaves the bar with Percy.

Strolling down the street, rain pouring, the man questions Percy, “Why didn’t you say anything?”

Percy casually responds, “Just imagine the odds we’ll get on the lottery numbers tomorrow!”

Bets, Birds, and Baffling Predictions

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