The real estate boss couldn’t resist hiring the hot new secretary, but well-aware of potential harassment issues, he managed to keep things professional for a week. However, eventually succumbing to the allure of his desires, he decided to make his move.
A few passionate weeks passed, but the initial flames of excitement soon gave way to the boss’s dissatisfaction with his secretary’s work habits. Tardiness, lack of care, and a generally lackadaisical approach began to irk him.
Finally, unable to tolerate it any longer, he pulled her aside for a little heart-to-heart.
“Listen, baby, we may have shared a few moments of passion, but who said you could start coming in late and slacking off?” he questioned, trying to assert his authority.
With an air of confidence, she looked him square in the eyes and replied cooly, “My lawyer!”
Perplexed, he asked, “Your lawyer? What does that have to do with anything?”
She smirked, “Well, my lawyer happens to be a fantastic negotiator. We’ve amended the terms of our relationship, and my job description got a little more… flexible.”
Realizing he had underestimated the secretary’s strategic prowess, the boss couldn’t help but shake his head at the unexpected turn of events. Sometimes, it seems, love and work don’t always mix as smoothly as one might hope.
