Three Irish nuns find themselves at the gates of heaven. St. Peter welcomes them and says, “Sisters, due to your virtuous lives, the Lord is granting you six months to return to Earth and embody anyone you wish.”
Excitedly, the first nun exclaims, “I want to be Angelina Jolie,” and poof she vanishes.
The second nun declares, “I choose to be Beyoncé” and
poof she’s gone.
The third nun, with a mischievous twinkle in her eye, confidently states, “I want to be Sarah O’Malley.”
St. Peter furrows his brow, asking, “Sarah O’Malley? I’m not familiar. Who is she?”
The nun produces a well-worn map of Ireland from her habit and points to a small village.
“See? Sarah O’Malley, the town bicycle.”
St. Peter bursts into laughter, shaking his head, “Well played, Sister! You’re good to go!”
