Bar Challenge Gone Wrong

A man walks into a bar and notices a jar full of money on the counter. Curious, he asks the bartender about it.

Bartender: “Oh, that’s for our challenge. You put $10 in the jar, and if you complete three tasks, you get to take the whole jar.”

Intrigued, the man asks, “What are the tasks?”

Bartender: “First, you have to drink a whole bottle of hot sauce without making a face. Second, there’s a pit bull out back with a sore tooth – you need to pull it out. And finally, there’s a 90-year-old lady upstairs who’s never experienced passion – you gotta give her a night to remember.”

The man thinks for a moment and then hands over $10. He grabs the hot sauce, downs it without a flinch, heads out back, and there’s a lot of commotion – barking, yelping, and finally, silence.

Covered in scratches, he returns to the bar and asks, “Alright, where’s that 90-year-old lady with the sore tooth?”

A Series of Unfortunate Tasks

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