In a bustling coffee shop, a well-dressed man approaches the barista with a confident smile. He signals for her attention and says, “Excuse me, I’d like to speak to the owner, please.”
The barista, a bit puzzled, responds, “I’m sorry, the owner isn’t here right now, but I can assist you with anything you need.”
Undeterred, the man leans in closer, flashing a charming grin, and says, “You see, I have a special message for the owner. It’s quite urgent, you know.”
The barista, curious yet professional, nods and encourages him to share the message. The man leans in even closer and starts gently twirling a strand of her hair.
“I need you to tell the owner,” he says with a playful tone, “that the Wi-Fi here is so weak, it’s practically on life support. Can you convey that urgent message for me?”
The barista, amused, chuckles and assures him that she’ll pass on the crucial information. As he walks away, she can’t help but wonder if the Wi-Fi signal will ever recover from such a dramatic diagnosis.
