One day, a man decides to take a break from golfing and takes a nap under a tree at a golf course. Meanwhile, a woman, not knowing much about golf, decides to take a swing.
As she lines up for her shot, a golf course marshal approaches and says, “Excuse me, ma’am, what are you doing?”
“Practicing my swing,” she replies confidently.
“You’re in a very exclusive golfing area,” warns the marshal.
“Oh, I’m not playing golf. Just practicing my swing,” she insists.
“But you have all the equipment. For all I know, you could start playing at any moment. I’ll have to escort you out,” says the marshal.
“If you’re going to do that, I’ll have to charge you with assault,” the woman retorts.
“Assault? I haven’t touched you!” exclaims the marshal.
“That’s true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know, you could start at any moment,” she replies with a mischievous grin.
The marshal, realizing the absurdity of the situation, smiles and says, “Alright, have a good day, ma’am.” And with that, he walks away, leaving the woman to continue practicing her swing in peace.
