A savvy female thief, let’s call her Lily, decided to retire from a life of crime and live a more honest existence. One day, her friend asked, “Lily, why did you quit being a thief?”
Lily replied, “Well, I realized it was time to turn over a new leaf. I was tired of the constant getaway cars, the late-night escapades, and always feeling like I was on the run.”
Her friend chuckled, “So, what are you up to now?”
Lily grinned mischievously, “I’ve taken up a new career. I’m selling calendars.”
Her friend looked puzzled, “Calendars? Really? How’s that going for you?”
Lily laughed, “Oh, it’s great! I make a killing every month
