One evening, a couple settled into bed, ready to call it a night. The woman noticed that her husband’s touch was unusually affectionate.
He began by gently caressing her shoulders and the small of her back. His hand glided over her breasts with a feather-light touch. Continuing down, he traced a path over her stomach, then down each side to a point below her waist.
The exploration continued, with his hand delicately feeling her hips, first one side and then the other. Moving further, he traced the outside of her thighs. His gentle touch then ventured up the inside of her left thigh, paused, and retraced the path on her right thigh.
Feeling a growing sense of excitement, the woman squirmed a bit to get more comfortable.
Suddenly, the man stopped abruptly and rolled over to his side of the bed.
Perplexed, she whispered, “Why are you stopping, darling?”
He whispered back, “I found the TV remote!”
