A young couple found themselves engaged in passionate lovemaking in the guy’s van, equipped with shag carpets and a spacious double mattress in the back. In the heat of the moment, the girl, with a penchant for kinkiness, suddenly exclaimed, “Oh big boy, whip me, whip me!”
Caught off guard but unwilling to miss this unique opportunity, the guy, lacking any actual whips, had a moment of inspiration. He swiftly opened the window, snapped the aerial off his van, and proceeded to indulge the girl’s request, leading them both to collapse in a shared moment of sadomasochistic ecstasy.
Approximately a week later, the girl noticed that the marks left by their adventurous session were showing signs of festering. Concerned, she decided to consult a doctor.
Upon examining the wounds, the doctor raised an eyebrow and asked, “Did you get these marks during intimate activities?”
Somewhat embarrassed, the girl admitted that indeed, that was the case.
Nodding knowingly, the doctor chuckled and remarked, “I thought so, because in all my years of practicing medicine, you’ve managed to acquire the most peculiar case of ‘van aerial disease’ I’ve ever seen!”
