A couple strolling through the neighborhood spots a sign outside a house that reads, “Incredible Psychic Turtle for Sale.”
Intrigued, they decide to check it out and knock on the door. A friendly man welcomes them inside, leading them to the living room where a turtle is casually flipping through a magazine.
“Meet Psyche, the psychic turtle,” the man proudly introduces.
The couple, skeptical but curious, decides to test the turtle’s abilities. “Can you tell us something about our future?” they ask.
The turtle pauses, looks into the crystal ball nearby, and replies, “You will go on a fantastic vacation and find great fortune!”
The couple is amazed. “This is unbelievable! How did you discover Psyche’s psychic talents?”
The man grins and confesses, “Honestly, he’s not really psychic. He’s just great at making predictions.”
Puzzled, the couple questions, “Then why sell him as a psychic turtle?”
The man chuckles, “Well, we’re getting rid of him because he’s a procrastinator. He’s been sitting on that crystal ball for months, and we can’t get him to do anything else!”
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I hope you enjoyed the joke!
