One day, Spider-Man and Iron Man decided to grab a drink and unwind at a local bar.
Spider-Man, feeling a bit mischievous, said to Iron Man, “You know, sometimes I like to use my spidey-sense to eavesdrop on people’s conversations. It’s pretty entertaining!”
Iron Man chuckled, “That sounds interesting. Any juicy stories you’ve overheard?”
Spider-Man grinned, “Oh, you wouldn’t believe it. Just the other day, I overheard Black Widow talking about her secret crush on Thor!”
Iron Man raised an eyebrow, “No way! What did you do?”
Spider-Man winked, “Well, being the friendly neighborhood Spider-Man, I swung by and told Thor about it. He was thunderstruck!”
Iron Man laughed, “I can imagine. Thor’s love life getting tangled in a web of gossip!”
Spider-Man nodded, “Exactly! But hey, at least it’s not as shocking as when the Invisible Woman caught the Human Torch sunbathing in the nude. Talk about flame on!”
Iron Man chuckled, “Superheroes and their everyday dramas. Who knew we’d have our own soap opera?”
