The other day, my neighbor, who is also blonde, came running up to me in the driveway jumping for joy!
I didn’t know why she was jumping so excitedly, but I thought, ‘what the heck,’ so I started jumping up and down along with her.
She said, “I have some really great news!”
I said, “Great. Tell me why you’re so happy.”
She stopped jumping and, breathing heavily from all the jumping up and down, told me that she was expecting.
Knowing she’d been trying for a while, I told her, “That’s great. I couldn’t be happier for you!”
Then she said, “There’s more!” I asked, “What do you mean there’s more?”
She said, “Well, we are not just expecting one baby. We are going to have TWINS!”
Amazed at how she could know so soon after getting pregnant, I asked her how she knew.
She said… “Well, that was the easy part. I went to Target, and they actually had a home pregnancy kit in a TWIN-pack. Both tests came out positive!”