A man walks into a bar, and the bartender asks, “What can I get you?”
The man replies, “I’ll have a Scotch.”
Bartender hands him the drink and says, “That’s six dollars, please.”
Confused, the man says, “Wait, I thought you were offering me the drink.”
A lawyer sitting nearby interjects, “Legally, he’s right. Your offer didn’t imply payment. No obligation there.”
The bartender, not wanting trouble, reluctantly lets it go.
Days later, the man returns to the bar. The bartender, annoyed, says, “Didn’t I tell you to take your business elsewhere?”
The man innocently responds, “What are you talking about? I’ve never been here before.”
Realizing his mistake, the bartender apologizes, “I must have mistaken you for someone else.”
The man grins, “Well, in that case, a double Scotch would be perfect. Thanks!”
