Bob, a man in his 50s, finds himself in a car accident and has a near-death experience. In the hospital, he has a vision of God standing by his bedside.
“Am I going to die, God?” Bob anxiously asks.
God smiles and reassures him, “No, my friend. You’ve got another 20 years to live.”
Feeling optimistic about the extra time, Bob decides to make the most of it. He undergoes a complete transformation with cosmetic surgery, a fitness regimen, a new wardrobe, and even takes up skydiving.
After all the changes, Bob feels fantastic. On the day of his discharge, he confidently steps out of the hospital, only to be hit by a falling piano.
As Bob arrives at the gates of heaven, he approaches God with a puzzled expression. “You said I had 20 more years, what happened?”
God chuckles and replies, “Oh, I’m sorry. I didn’t recognize you without all those alterations!”
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