A man goes to the doctor and says he’s having a dreadful time trying to get to sleep at night, he said it takes him hours to nod off.
The doctor said, “I really don’t want to get you started on sleeping pills as they become addictive, so I want you to try this first.
Before I go to bed at night I open a nice bottle of red wine and my wife and I polish that off, I have nice soothing music playing in the background, then I lay her down on the couch and make gentle love to her for an hour.
After that I go to bed and sleep like a baby, now I want you to do the same thing and come back next week and tell me how you got on.”
The next week the man comes back and the doctor asks how it all went.
“Oh it was wonderful,” he said, “ I bought a nice bottle of red wine, lay on the couch and made wild passionate love for hours with the most loving woman.
Then I went to bed and slept the whole night through, thank you so much for your help doctor, and I have to say you have a lovely house and a very obliging wife.”