Bernie, a small-time crook, had spent a few years behind bars. On the day of his release, his wife and son eagerly awaited him. As he emerged from the prison gates, they welcomed him into the car.
Seated in the car, Bernie promptly exclaimed, “F. F.”
His wife turned towards him and casually responded, “E. F.”
On the open highway, Bernie repeated, “F. F.”
Again, she calmly replied, “E. F.”
Perplexed, their son interjected, “Mom! Dad! What’s going on?”
Bernie chuckled and explained, “Your mother wants to eat first! Where shall we go?”
