A woman, having been through several marriages, decided to tie the knot once again, this time with a man who happened to be a chef.
On their wedding night, she turned to her new husband and said, “Please be gentle, it’s my first time.”
The chef, perplexed, asked, “How can that be? You’ve been married multiple times before.”
“Well,” she explained, “Husband #1 promised a grand feast every night, but it was just reheated leftovers.
Husband #2 was into tech gadgets. He claimed our love life would be a seamless experience, but it was always full of glitches and errors.
Husband #3 worked in construction. He insisted everything was structurally sound, but the performance was shaky.
Husband #4 was a stand-up comedian. He always had jokes, but our relationship was the punchline.
Husband #5 was a pilot. He promised us soaring heights, but the only turbulence we experienced was in our marriage.
Husband #6 was a magician. He made promises disappear and couldn’t make the commitment reappear.
Husband #7 was a travel blogger. He talked about exotic destinations, but our journey was always stuck in the mundane.
Husband #8 was a yoga instructor. He preached flexibility, but couldn’t handle the twists and turns of married life.
Husband #9 was a photographer. He only saw our relationship through the lens but never captured the real moments.
Husband #10 was a gardener. All he ever did was plant seeds but never tended to the growing relationship.”
She smiled at her chef husband, saying, “Now, I’m counting on you to add some spice to my life!”
The chef chuckled, “Don’t worry, darling. I’ll make sure our love is a perfectly seasoned dish!”
