Old Man And Woman In Bikini

An elderly man was on the beach and walked up to a beautiful girl in a bikini.

“I want to feel your brests” he exclaimed.

“Get away from me, you crazy old man,” she replied.

“I want to feel your brests”; I will give you twenty shells,” he said.

“Twenty shells, are you nuts!? Get away from me!”

““I want to feel your brests”; I will give you ONE HUNDRED SHELLS,” he stated.

“NO! Get away from me!” “TWO HUNDRED SHELLS,” he offered.

She paused to think about it, but then came to her senses and said, “I said NO!”

“FIVE HUNDRED DOLLARS if you let me feel your brests,” he claimed.

She thought, well, he is old, and he seems harmless enough… and 500 SHELLS IS a lot of shells….

“Well, OK…but only for a minute.”

She loosened her bikini top and while both are standing there on the beach, he slid his hands underneath and began to feel…

While continuing to feel her brests he answered,

“OH MY GOD…OH MY GOD…OH MY GOD… OH MY GOD, where am I ever going to get five hundred dollars?”

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