A blonde was driving down a winding road when she saw flashing lights in her rearview mirror. She pulled over, and a police officer approached her car.
Officer: “Good afternoon, ma’am. Do you know why I pulled you over?”
Blonde: “I have no idea, officer. Was I speeding?”
Officer: “No, you weren’t speeding, but you were weaving a bit. Have you had anything to drink today?”
Blonde: “Oh, no, officer! I never drink and drive. I’ve got a water bottle right here.”
The officer takes a look at the water bottle and notices a strange smell.
Officer: “Ma’am, are you sure that’s just water in your bottle?”
Blonde: “Absolutely, officer. It’s just water. I had some perfume in here earlier, but it ran out, so I filled it with water to stay hydrated.”
The officer, trying not to chuckle, decides to change the subject.
Officer: “I also noticed your tail light is out. You might want to get that fixed.”
Blonde: “Oh, thanks for letting me know, officer! I’ll have my husband take care of it. He’s really handy.”
The officer, amused by the conversation, hands back her documents.
Officer: “Alright, ma’am. Just be more careful on the road, and get that tail light fixed soon. Have a safe day.”
Blonde: “Thank you, officer! You’ve been so helpful. By the way, do you know where the nearest beauty salon is? I’m supposed to meet my friend there, but I seem to have lost my GPS.”
The officer gives her directions, shakes his head, and watches as the blonde drives off, thinking about the entertaining encounter he just had.
Blonde driver is stopped by the police, and a funny conversation unfolds about water bottles and a broken tail light, creating a comedic traffic stop tale.
